"Smug egocentric I-play-with-matches ugly bastard." But he laughs -- out loud and everything -- and shrugs in amusement. "You gonna start your volcano flowing to amuse the locals?"

What he's really curious about is where this door of Axel's is that's gonna lead them back to the bar. He ain't in no hurry to go -- he's been in warm places dressed like this before and it's no big deal -- but he's always been a watch-and-learn kind of guy. And if his significantly less perfect partner-in-crime here can make a door to the bar show up from wherever the hell they are, then he can learn to do it too.

Talk about a nice impressive trick.