My door this, my door that, like the guy owns all the real estate in town or something? His door's set to Midgar or wherever the hell he actually walked in from and he'd like to keep it that way, thank you very friggin' much.

But he's the guest here and ain't that a strange development; when was the last time that happened? His twin here makes a shit host but he ain't gonna complain: he just follows.

"So you do that to the side of the volcano?" Hey, he's just getting his bearings. Until a little bit ago, he never even heard the word Hawaii. He'll probably never hear it again, and anyhow, he's trying real hard not to think about the fact that he's in some whole other world. For all he knows, it's just a part of his own planet he ain't been to yet. There's plenty of places like that.