
Gold Saucer ain't nothin' like Costa del Sol. It ain't like many other places, at least not on this friggin' planet. It's loud and bright and colorful and full of people and surprises and amusement. Here, a guy could race Chocobos if that's what floats his boat, or tough it out at the Battle Arena. Go for a gondola ride, ride the coaster, go gaming in the arcade, check out the theater, stay at the ghost-themed hotel. All sorts of shit to do, and it's like a city in the middle of the friggin' desert. People come here from all over to hang out, to play.
He happens to think Lara might feel a little bit at home here.
Corel ain't much to write home about, but it is the gateway to Gold Saucer. As they start moving to the ropeway -- pain in the ass that it's the only way in -- he pushes up his sunglasses and points one thing out real quiet. No time like the present, and better now before it's too late: he likes Lara a lot, but he's got some suspicions when it comes to her... uh... motives about things. "There's a prison below here, did I tell you?" (He knows he didn't.) "They catch anyone doin' illegal shit at the park, they ship 'em right down there." He wouldn't want to go, not that he's ever been actually caught doing anything criminal here. Between the desert and the sand storms, it's just about impossible to escape from it. He knows people who've tried and ended up right back there again. He also knows of people who tried and didn't make it. He sure as fuck doesn't want his bones picked clean out there in the desert.
The whole bit about bartering for your release by having a Chocobo race for you kinda slips his mind.
Entirely.
At the entrance he buys her a one-time ticket; he's got his lifetime pass. Once they're inside, he lets her read the information about the different places there. The place already has a party atmosphere going for it, and they ain't even started yet. Still, this place has potential.
"Any of it look good to you?" As usual, he's well aware of the looks he's gettin' but like he gives a fuck. He'll just pretend everyone's all impressed by the lady at his side and leave it at that: he ain't here to work.
Nope, he's definitely here to play.